Funny...LOL!!

LADIES PLEASE!!! YOU CAN'T DENY IT...GIRLS NIGHT OUT ALWAYS BRINGS OUT THE DORK IN ALL OF US. THIS IS WHAT MY GIRLIE NIGHTS TURN OUT TO BE LIKE..LOL!!!! FEEL FREE TO COMMENT, CONFESS, OR ADD YOUR OWN FUNNY GIRLS NIGHT OUT KNOW ABOUTS....!!!...GUYS...GET A LAUGH 8} CHICAS!!!!!!! CAN I GET A HOO-RAH!!! * WE PLAN A GIRLS NIGHT OUT FOR MONTHS....AND THEN FOR SOME REASON IT NEVER GOES AS PLANNED...THERE'S ALWAYS THAT ONE GIRL THAT COULDN'T MAKE IT. * WE ALWAYS LEAVE THE WORST GIRL IN CHARGE OF DIRECTIONS, AND END UP GETTING LOST AS A RESULT. * THE EXCITMENTOF A GIRLS NIGHT OUT SUDDENLY BECOMES A DREADFUL THOUGHT WHEN THE MOTHER OF ALL WORRIES HITS YOU..."WHAT AM I GONNA WEAR TONIGHT????????" DESPITE OUR RIDICULOUSLY STOCKED FOREVER 21 CLOSET WE GOT GOING ON.. * WHEN GETTING READY, WE OBSESS OVER TRIVIAL THINGS, AND GET EASLIY ANNOYED BECAUSE EVERYONE'S READY BUT YOU....EX: UNCOOPERATIVE CONTACTS, SMUDGING MAKE-UP, UNINVITED ZIT!, UNCOOPERATIVE SKINNY JEANS, HAIR FRIZZIES, UNCOOPERATIVE EYELASHES..LOL!!!!!! AND GOD FORBID YOUR BEST FRIEND VISITS. * WE NEVER MAKE IT EARLY ENOUGH TO GET IN FOR FREE. * BEING THE DESINGNATED DRIVER SUCKS!!!! EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE TALKS YOU INTO IT. YOU SWORE YOU WOULD NEVER VOLUNTEER AGAIN. * WHEN THE DJ STARTS SPINNING SOME SERIOUS OLD SCHOOL HITS, WE ALL OF A SUDDEN KNOW ALL OF THE LYRICS TO ALL OF THE SONGS, AND DON'T CARE TO LOOK SILLY SINGING THEM TO THE LOUDEST OF OUR ABILITY. * WE GET EXTREMLEY EXCITED AND JUMP UP & DOWN EVERYTIME A NEW, HOT SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! "I LOVE THIS SONG!" * WE'VE SUDDENLY BECAME CIGARETTE JUNKIES. * WHILE BUYING THE SEVENTH ROUND OF DRINKS FOR OUR GIRLS, WE BECOME AWARE OF THE INTOXICATION IN OUR LIFE AND OF HOW MANY DRINKS WE'VE MIXED UP UNTIL THIS POINT. WHICH THEN EXPLAINS OUR HEADACHE. * WE TRY HARD TO STICK TOGETHER WITH THE GIRLS ONLY CREW, TO AVOID ANY LOSERS FROM ASKING OUT TO DANCE. * OUR LIPGLOSSES ARE USED AND ABUSED BY LIPS OTHER THAN OUR OWN....AND WE ALLOW IT TOO CAUSE WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE OUR FRIENDS. * WE SWORE WE COULD ACTUALLY PULL OFF THE 5 INCH HEELS LOOK, WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A COMPLETE DORK... * GLITTER IS OUR SIGNATURE ACCESSORY. * GOING TO THE LADIES ROOM IN A GROUP IS PRACTICALLY RELIGION AT THIS POINT. * WE CLUB ON OUR WAY TO THE CLUB BY PUMPING THE MUSIC IN OUR CAR LOUD AS EVER, AND THEN LOWERING IT AS WE PASS BY THE COPS....TRULY A DORK... * WE ALWAYS LOOK SO WAISTED IN ALL OF OUR GIRLS NIGHT OUT PICS...BUT THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT ANYWAY.. * WE NEVER REMEMBER TO STOP BY THE ATM BEFORE LEAVING...SO NOW WE'RE ALL RUNNING LATE.. * WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS BECAUSE THEY BUMPED INTO US & DIDN'T APOLOGIZE, AND HONESTLY BELIEVE IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN...LOL!!! * IN OUR LAST TRIP TO THE LADIES ROOM, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST HOURS AGO. * BY THE END OF THE NIGHT, WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR BELONGINGS ARE. WE USUALLY LOSE SOMETHING AND ARE THAN LOOKING FOR IT LIKE MANIACS, BUT THE BOUNCERS ARE LIKE """BEAT IT!!!!!!!!"""" * WE ALWAYS TRY TO BRUCE LEE OUR WAY BACK INTO OUR OWN HOME. SILENTLY, TRYING NOT TO WAKE ANYONE UP. AND OF COURSE ALL OF A SUDDEN, WE BECOME QUEEN OF ALL LOUD DESTRUCTIONS...LOL!!! * BACK HOME FROM WHAT SEEMED TO BE THE LONGEST NIGHT EVER, WE REALIZE JUST HOW DRUNK AND BROKE WE ARE. AND OUR POOR LITTLE FEET FEEL LIKE THEY'VE RAN A MARATHON WITH 5 INCH HEELS..BEAUTY BEFORE COMFORT!!?? ...WHY DO WE DO IT?!?!?!?!?! * WE DECIDE TO CHILL BY THE DJ'S SPEAKERS THE ENTIRE NIGHT AND ARE THEN STUCK WITH NOT ONLY A POUNDING HEADACHE, BUT WITH THE LOUDEST RINGING SOUND IN OUR EARS, Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......!!!!! ANNOYING!! * WE SUDDENLY BECOME SOOO... APPRECIATIVE OF OUR EVERYDAY BED, WE TRULY DO SLEEP LIKE BABIES....